you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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