found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
There's always time for handjobs
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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