I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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