new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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