Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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