Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
