Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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