only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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