no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Duck Duck Cougar?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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