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The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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