She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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