haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Non-Jews are for practice
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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