took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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