i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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