It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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