I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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