No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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