She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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