Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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