She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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