did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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