Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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