she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
