Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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