Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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