Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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