after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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