I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
