dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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