haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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