Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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