ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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