Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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