You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Alive.
So much puke
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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