I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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