I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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