How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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