your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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