do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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