Christians are straight up FREAKS
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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