Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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