She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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