So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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