brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There was a lot of him and a little penis
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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