Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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