His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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