your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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