Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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