sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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