You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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