Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
They took my balls.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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