everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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