Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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