Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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