Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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