What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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