Pappa wants mamma naked
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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