if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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