I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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